How asian teachers speak english:
1. dont dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of u 3 get out of class.
3. y r u so late, say yes or no
4. tke 5cm wire of any length!
5. i hav 2 daughters, both of them girls!
6. all of u stand in straight circle
6. all of u stand in straight circle
7. quiet, the headmaster just passed away.
8. everybody stand lengthwise
9. y u look at monkey outside wen i am here?!
10. i say SHIT DOWN!
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! xD